ENG SUBS Mother's Child

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00:00:23,711 --> 00:00:25,558 Goooooooooooodmorning missus...

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00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:26,125 Oi!

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00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:29,708 Jeffrey Junior from Jeffrey and Sons Plumbing Services.

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00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:30,875 Psst!

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00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,875 “We fix, u pay!”

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00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:34,541 I’m here to fix the sink leakage.

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00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,208 Psst! Rufus! Jesus Christ...

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00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,708 ...I thought you lot was coming in tomorrow, now is a bit of an unfortunate time.

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00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:43,125 Uhm... Sorry missus. We actually had an appointment scheduled for...

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00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,208 ...today.

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00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:48,208 Yea... Yea, right.

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00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:56,291 Cup o’ coffee? - Cheers!

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00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,958 Rufus!

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00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:05,291 Well... Nice little place you’ve got here miss...

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00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,708 Ta... It’s not too shabby.

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00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,958 It just leaks all over as if I’m renting fucking Sea World...

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00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:13,541 ...but the rest works like a dream.

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00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:17,958 Ah shite...

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00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:20,041 ...I’ve got to take that. I’ll put your coffee here.

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00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:21,208 Cheers!

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00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:22,375 Goodmornin’.

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00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,458 - Goodmorning madam. I’m calling you regarding your son...

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00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:28,208 ...I can see you provided us with the relevant documents to remain his legal guardian.

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00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:31,250 Yea, that’s right. I have tried to contact you a few times ma’am.

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00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,250 And we’re discussing the extension of your guardianship of... Murphy.

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00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,458 ...Is that correct madam?

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00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:39,583 Yea it’s concerning my son. Murphy. James. Murphy.

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00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:42,583 Having read the fifth document you provided...

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00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:45,708 ...it is still unclear to us the extend to which your son can communicate...

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00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:48,875 ...to clarify, since I’m unfamilair with this case...

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00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,708 ...what exactly is your son’s diagnosis?

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00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:54,541 Not familair with his case? Well...

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00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:57,125 Hey sweetheart. Not now okay?

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00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,208 Go up to your room, then we’ll go to the bathroom in a bit. Alright?

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00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,458 Yea... Come on, yea.

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00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:04,708 Well... He has cerebral palsy and there’s a lot more going on if you ask me...

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00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:09,250 ...they’re not sure. In any case he’s had problems developing mentally.

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00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,583 And madam he’s 25, is that correct?

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00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,708 Yea he’s 25 but he needs to be showered and he’s still...

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00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:17,958 ...a bit hit and miss with the toilet.

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00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:21,958 Urinary incontinence does not necessarily equate to legal guardianship.

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00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:26,125 Well ma’am, that may be but, with Murphy that is not the case.

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00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:28,958 He needs to be showered and nappy changed...

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00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:32,708 ...as I explained to your colleague earlier today, he is not self-sufficient…

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00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:35,583 Murph, hun...

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00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:39,083 ...you know we don’t go toilet like that anymore right?

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00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:45,458 We poo in the toilet.

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00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,875 Hey, hey.

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00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:51,875 You know how much your mom loves you right?

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00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:12,125 Murph, it’s alright hun.

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00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,583 Hey, Mary.

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00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,333 Y’alright Nance?

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00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:52,125 I am fine. How. Is. Murphy. Doing… Mary?

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00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:58,625 He’s alright. Thanks for asking.

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00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:01,833 Do. You. Want. To. Get. A… Drink?

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00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,458 Uhm...

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00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,041 Yea.

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00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:11,375 Yea... You know what...

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00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:15,208 Let’s get one drink Nance...

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00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:18,625 ...let me grab the baby phone and I’ll be right back.

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00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,458 What the fuck did I just say? No coke in here!

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00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,458 Fuck off Fred! Look... Li...listen!

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00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:36,958 Consumption is what I’m all about, okay? I’m gonna t-take that rum ‘nd coke...

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00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:40,958 and nuthin’ you can do a fuckin’... nuthin’ about it right!

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Oi! I told you already! I don’t want any 
of that shit in this establishment!

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Fuck off Fred!

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Oo, ain’t that Mary and Nancy over there?

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Ah, good evening ladies. How’re youse doing?

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I’m. Fine.
- I’m doing alright Fred.

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Can’t complain.

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…And yourself?

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No ma’am, as I keep telling ya, he can’t 
look after himself like the rest of us can…

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It’s all in his file!

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Do you know what motherhood and 
Murphy’s law have in common?

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Mum?
Mum!

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Yea hun.

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I’m tired mom.

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Look at me...
I’m always trying...

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The thing is... I’ve got
enough in my basket as is.

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Don’t get me wrong,
Murph’s my baby.

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I love him, but, it ain’t 
easy being his mother.

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Mum?

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I don’t know...

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I spend a lot of time out front these days. 
Looking at the clovers.

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Trying to spot a four leaf one...

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...so I can come running inside
with this, pagan proof of luck junk.

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But it ain't like that innit.

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Three fucking leaves is all I’ve ever found.

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‘Cause it’s a different breed.
 - A different what?

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A different type of clover. The four leaf one
is a whole different breed...

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Good luck finding one where you’re looking...